10/06/2010

Knowing Chuck Norris

Wikipedia's Chuck Norris article states, "... Norris is a tough, all-powerful super-being. Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions..." While we all know this to be true, it is a sobering reality to read it from a factual source.


Though we don't understand much about his power, we are lucky to exist on friendly terms with him. The legends of his exploits claim quite a bit, including incredible feats of violence. It isn't unreasonable that if you believe all of it, you could worship Chuck Norris as a god. The lore leads you to believe he is immortalinfallible, omnipotent, and supernatural in general. I believe that may be just a bit too far.


Obviously there is a scientific explanation for why Chuck Norris is so powerful. As normal humans, we can only speculate. We clearly are not evolved enough as a species or technologically to properly analyze the scientific reasons for his power, or the source of his power. 


If we average the overwhelming range of potential power Chuck Norris is thought to be capable of, we come up with some interesting results. We get a man who is capable of say, lassoing the moon and pulling into an ocean. However this man is not capable of say, creating an entire universe. If we use this as a basis for potential theories it becomes easier to judge the claims about Chuck Norris.


It may seem mad, but there are certainly forces in our universe more powerful than Chuck Norris. Lassoing the moon and pulling it to the Earth seems to require a lot of energy, sure. However, in comparison to merging neutron star binaries, it's a single drop in a very large ocean.


Final thoughts: In some ways Chuck Norris is at the mercy of the universe. To us, he is immortal. The average human could never hope to harm Chuck Norris in any way.

15 comments:

  1. I think the reason that Norris is so powerful is that he wanted to be. Should he wish it otherwise, it would be so.

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  2. I actually saw him once...he radiated into a ball of light and exploited into cute little kittens.

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  3. Chuck Norris should take over NASA. We would find aliens no problem...and if they are hostile, we'd be saving a phone call anyway.

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  4. What will happen when Chuck Norris's Human Body dies? Seriously...

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  5. does chuck norris age? if so how old is he?

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  6. Maybe chuck norris is the beginning of man's evolutionary leap to fully conquering the universe.

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  7. I think you'll like this: http://www.nochucknorris.com/

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  8. I would be so funny if he would die of a hart attack tommorow lol

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  9. chuck norris uses his hands and his feet and he kicks and he punches with his hands and his feet


    .. lol


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  10. the alpha and the omega: the chuck and the norris.

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  11. You've made some interesting points... I also have some points (actually bubbles) on Enhanced by MS Paint :)

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