10/05/2010

Deadlesterol

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


This line has brought me a bit of trouble. According to lore, all of Chuck Norris is invincible. His body can withstand even the most intense of damage. However, this joke seems to suggest that if a part of his body were to turn on him, he would destroy it. This reminds me of the "Immovable Object V. Unstoppable Force". Would Chuck Norris be damaged by his actions, or will he be just fine? Would he function better than before?

Final thoughts: I believe Chuck could remove treacherous parts of his body to better suit his needs. Will is all Chuck Norris needs to continue functioning on this plane.

24 comments:

  1. How old is chuck now anyways?

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  2. Hahahha this blog is funny. Keep analyzing, it makes good funnies.

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  3. Chuck Norris approves of this blog. And so do I.

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  4. Would his brain let him attack himself? If not, would he attack his braiN?

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  5. i believe your conclusion is completely right. chuck norris will do whatever it takes to survive, and he'll do it easily with no problems. while removing your heart might seem like a sacrifice; its not to chuck norris!

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  6. you appear to have reached the logical conclusion. i commend thee.

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  7. Chuck Norris's heart is too pure to attack anything. His fists on the other hand...

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  8. Chuck norris doesn't need a heart.

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  9. just when i thought these jokes weren't funny...

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  10. Thats a fair reflection of chuck.

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  11. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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  12. i lold. chuck norris is a pretty cool guy

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  13. Chuck Norris 101: Introduction to Chuck Norris

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  14. "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
    My favorite one! haha

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  15. Haha, I love these jokes. I wonder how Chuck Norris must feel.

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  16. I love the chuck norris facts, analyse some more of them.

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  17. He'd replace his heart with a more loyal one I'd guess.

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