10/05/2010

Deadlesterol

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


This line has brought me a bit of trouble. According to lore, all of Chuck Norris is invincible. His body can withstand even the most intense of damage. However, this joke seems to suggest that if a part of his body were to turn on him, he would destroy it. This reminds me of the "Immovable Object V. Unstoppable Force". Would Chuck Norris be damaged by his actions, or will he be just fine? Would he function better than before?

Final thoughts: I believe Chuck could remove treacherous parts of his body to better suit his needs. Will is all Chuck Norris needs to continue functioning on this plane.
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24 comments:

  1. maxOctober 5, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    How old is chuck now anyways?

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  2. DjSavageOctober 5, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    Very cool =]

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  3. AdamantiumOctober 5, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    Hahahha this blog is funny. Keep analyzing, it makes good funnies.

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  4. JoebloggsOctober 5, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    Chuck norris is god!

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  5. Intellectual RelapseOctober 5, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    fascinating analysis

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  6. Lord HumungusOctober 5, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    Chuck Norris approves of this blog. And so do I.

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  7. njohnfixesOctober 5, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Would his brain let him attack himself? If not, would he attack his braiN?

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  8. AcouOctober 5, 2010 at 1:13 PM

    i believe your conclusion is completely right. chuck norris will do whatever it takes to survive, and he'll do it easily with no problems. while removing your heart might seem like a sacrifice; its not to chuck norris!

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  9. riffmasterOctober 5, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    you appear to have reached the logical conclusion. i commend thee.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 5, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    lol awesome! thanks for sharing- supporting :)

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  11. WondergeckoOctober 5, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    You bring up a good point, OP.

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  12. BrunixOctober 5, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    Chuck Norris's heart is too pure to attack anything. His fists on the other hand...

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  13. CowbellrockerOctober 5, 2010 at 2:05 PM

    Chuck norris doesn't need a heart.

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  14. ???October 5, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    just when i thought these jokes weren't funny...

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  15. DjTontOctober 5, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    Thats a fair reflection of chuck.

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  16. jinxOctober 5, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    He would be fine...

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  17. christopherOctober 5, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

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  18. TrippinOctober 5, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    i lold. chuck norris is a pretty cool guy

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  19. JamesOctober 5, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    Chuck Norris 101: Introduction to Chuck Norris

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  20. AnonymousOctober 5, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    lol good stuff :P

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  21. TomOctober 5, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
    My favorite one! haha

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  22. DesoOctober 5, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    Haha, I love these jokes. I wonder how Chuck Norris must feel.

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  23. jeanjeanOctober 6, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    I love the chuck norris facts, analyse some more of them.

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  24. OwtwemOctober 6, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    He'd replace his heart with a more loyal one I'd guess.

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