10/12/2010

Humanoid Search Engine

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


We all by now understand Chuck Norris's great strength. A lesser known facet of his power is his intelligence. Chuck Norris is seemingly able to deduce the location of anything. This would require computational skills beyond what any computer today can achieve.


Final thoughts: Chuck Norris's ability to locate anything on the planet (or theoretically the universe) would be insanely beneficial, that is fairly obvious. Interestingly enough, Chuck Norris can also instantly arrive anywhere he wishes. I would compare this to the Instant Transmission used by the character Goku in the popular anime series Dragon Ball. The two powers combined (the ability to deduce where anyone/anything is in the entirety of the universe, and the ability to arrive anywhere in the universe instantaneously) would obviously be an extremely potent combination. 


As always your comments are welcome.

17 comments:

  1. If Chuck Norris can theoretically find anything in the universe, wouldn't that make him a deity?

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  2. Bruce Lee < Chuck Norris. Yeah I said it.

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  3. I am afraid if I turn around now, Chuck Norris will be there. Not that I am worthy, but fear is fear.

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  4. Shall I ask him where to find the best Russian Brides looking for me then?

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  5. So that was that guy in the corner of my room last night...

    Must investigate further

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  6. Lol, chuck norris never ceases to amaze me.

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  7. headline made me lol.. not the title.. just the headline ;D

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  8. He needs to use it for good!

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  9. Round house kick to the chops!

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