10/11/2010

Treadmills

Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.


This fact is fairly easy to analyze. Chuck Norris's endurance (and likely speed) would far outweigh the capabilities of the machine. One of the many moving parts would fail due to imperfections. It is inevitable. As we know, Chuck Norris and all the moving parts within him have zero imperfections. They can run with perfect efficiency for all of the foreseeable future.

Final thoughts: Absolute mathematical perfection on a realistic scale in nature is not something thought to be a possibility. Fractals come close, but are only accurate to a certain degree. It is explained to us that Chuck Norris is perfect. Could this imply that Chuck Norris is not born from nature? Is there a possibility Chuck Norris was created by another intelligence? If so, is that being more powerful than Chuck Norris himself?


We'll talk more about this issue on Tuesday. Tell me what you think.
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27 comments:

  1. melinkoOctober 11, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    chuck norris coudl out run the tredn mill it doens tod light speed chuck does lol

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  2. Senor IncognitoOctober 11, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    that sure is an interesting question since it definitely defies the nature of nature to give birth to PERFECT BEINGS such as chuck ;)

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  3. Telia TuliOctober 11, 2010 at 2:20 AM

    heh
    never heard this one

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  4. anontcotrolOctober 11, 2010 at 2:40 AM

    This is true

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  5. Atheos_CirnoOctober 11, 2010 at 7:00 AM

    Maybe another being ascended into Chuck Norris, similar to Stargate.

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  6. SkimboshOctober 11, 2010 at 7:24 AM

    No! Chuck Norris spits in the face of the creator. His SPIT spits in the creator's face.

    Also, eventually a treadmill would wear down, it's parts a crumbly shamble.

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  7. BarnacleOctober 11, 2010 at 8:20 AM

    I approve of this

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  8. WillowOctober 11, 2010 at 8:43 AM

    Final thoughts, Chuck Norris is a god among men.

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  9. OlimpikyOctober 11, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    hahahaha made me laugh.

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  10. Nerd LifeOctober 11, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    awesome info here... good job!

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  11. The Greater SpartanOctober 11, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    Hehe nice !

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  12. Discerning GentlemanOctober 11, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    cool, this works for me!

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  13. Jimmy VolmerOctober 11, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    I see what you did here...

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  14. thecatzpajamasOctober 11, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    i lold

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  15. AnonymousOctober 11, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    LOL, what happens if he goes for a job outside? 0.o

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  16. Nerd LifeOctober 11, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    interesting post!

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  17. SC2 StratsOctober 11, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    hahaha that's for sure. Chuck Norris is a beast!

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  18. CrammarcOctober 12, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    poor treadmill

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  19. JoebloggsOctober 12, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    Chuck norris jokes are so... bleh

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  20. aGasOctober 12, 2010 at 11:38 AM

    haha, funny 8D

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  21. jinxOctober 12, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    Hahahah great stuff

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  22. Jimmy VolmerOctober 12, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    thanks for your insight on my blog... people are trying to be scandalous against Taylor :(

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  23. CrammarcOctober 12, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Chuck is and has always been

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  24. AnonymousOctober 12, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    ahaha, i love these origional chuck norris jokes ;]

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  25. Nerd LifeOctober 12, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    i want to have this Norrisesque endurance!

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  26. Telia TuliOctober 12, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    i need moar chuck

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  27. DanOctober 12, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    I bet he is made of crystals. They are pretty good.

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