I've gotten a question or two about Chuck Norris's beard. I've also heard a few people claim the beard is a source of power, that within every hair is the claimed soul of a fallen enemy. I personally have no way of knowing for sure, but the lore leads us to believe that Chuck Norris's beard is indestructible. This obviously means that the beard cannot be made of keratin (as normal beards/hair are). It is probably made from an unfathomably strong bio-alloy.
The toughness and resilience of the beard provides a great number of benefits:
- Armor covering a large percentage of the face.
- Enhanced tickling abilities (for the ladies).
- Makeshift weapon in dire situations.
- And likely much more.
Should you encounter bits of information about Chuck Norris's beard that you think I may not have heard, please let me know.
I believe the beard is just a manifestation of Chuck Norris's true power which he tries to hold back.
ReplyDeletei believe his beard is made of Kruppstahl. It's harder than any razorblade so no one can shave him.
ReplyDeleteBehind his beard, there is another fist :P
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure his beard is optional, and he can retract it if he feels like.
ReplyDeletehe can probably stab you from behind with his beard through your lungs and heart and claim it's just sauce :)
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, and it's ideal for lock picking
He should submit himself to Shick or Gillette for research purposes.
ReplyDeleteI've heard chuck norris' beard is so absorbent that It could absorb BOTH oceans at the same time.
ReplyDeletehaha great blog here.
ReplyDeletelove it.
It makes excellent insulation for your house or thermal mug.
ReplyDeleteCareful! Don't let it get in contact with your hair or it will turn gray and fall out.
chuck norris blog. i can follow this.
ReplyDeleteand also the beard can probably be used to hide weapons.
The beard is there to hide his shitty acting.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I like Chuck Norris, I still think Clint Eastwood could kick his ass.
ReplyDeleteEpic beard! gotta love chuck
ReplyDeletethat would explain him having the same beard for who knows how long..
ReplyDeleteWell, steel-wool comes from there..
ReplyDeletethere is also a fist in his beard, don't forget about that!
ReplyDeletePretty sure he's hiding his 3rd arm in there to pull off amazing combos.
ReplyDeleteThe proved on family guy that behind his beard is another first...
ReplyDeleteI once found a clam on the beach that had Chuck Norris' beard.
ReplyDeleteI heard chuck norris' beard fights crime when chuck norris is asleep.
ReplyDeleteIts made of ginger bread. Yeah I said it.
ReplyDeleteThis is really cool, keep it up looking forward to more.
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