I've gotten a question or two about Chuck Norris's beard. I've also heard a few people claim the beard is a source of power, that within every hair is the claimed soul of a fallen enemy. I personally have no way of knowing for sure, but the lore leads us to believe that Chuck Norris's beard is indestructible. This obviously means that the beard cannot be made of keratin (as normal beards/hair are). It is probably made from an unfathomably strong bio-alloy.
The toughness and resilience of the beard provides a great number of benefits:
- Armor covering a large percentage of the face.
- Enhanced tickling abilities (for the ladies).
- Makeshift weapon in dire situations.
- And likely much more.
Should you encounter bits of information about Chuck Norris's beard that you think I may not have heard, please let me know.