10/04/2010

Inanimate Objects

Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.


The implications of this are somewhat scary. According to this not only does Chuck Norris possess the power to bring inanimate objects to life, he has the power to make them feel emotions. Crying does not indicate sentience, but the ability to feel pain. I don't imagine this being far off from having the ability to create sentient life from nothing.

Final thoughts: It is suggested that Chuck Norris wields the power of a god. He can infuse a common item with both life and sadness. Truly an epic feat.

11 comments:

  1. He also ate the Happy Meal toy and crapped out gold, but that part is often left out for some reason.

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  2. I think Chuck is very lonely, no woman dares to cook him food, hence he eats in McD ...

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  3. I think Chuck doesn't give a fuck. That is all.

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  4. Haha Chuck Norris Is who gods pray to.

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  5. Chuck Norris could infuse a grape with the empire state building if he wanted to.

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  6. I think this is going to be good. I just hope you take into account Chuck Norris may be watching.

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