Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
The implications of this are somewhat scary. According to this not only does Chuck Norris possess the power to bring inanimate objects to life, he has the power to make them feel emotions. Crying does not indicate sentience, but the ability to feel pain. I don't imagine this being far off from having the ability to create sentient life from nothing.
Final thoughts: It is suggested that Chuck Norris wields the power of a god. He can infuse a common item with both life and sadness. Truly an epic feat.